Recent news on Ex-Lax

`The Unexpected Man' is a witty, quiet pleasure  -  May 21, 2007
Akron Beacon Journal,The number of plays that refer to both Debussy and Ex-Lax must be small. Maybe there's just one: Yasmina Reza's The Unexpected Man, running in a small,

Bang for your Buck: Which drug store saves you more? 11:15 PM  -  May 17, 2007
WCNC (subscription),Eckerd, and Walgreen’s, the aisles are filled with things you wish you didn’t need – over the counter pain relievers, cold medicine, diet aids, Ex Lax.

Not much liberty at Falwell’s school  -  May 21, 2007
C-Ville Weekly,Joel was constantly skating around the rules but when he made some cookies with Ex-Lax and gave one not only to his roommate but one of the resident

CHUD'S 50 BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS, DAY 14  -  May 10, 2007
Cinematic Happenings Under Development,Smooth move, Ex-Lax, as we used to say. - Devin. If ever a slogan were to sum up the disrepair of summer moviemaking, that's the one.

On guard for you  -  May 6, 2007
Edmonton Sun,They're the ones that are going to have an Ex-Lax attack, thinking, 'If I'm going to stop here, are the Guardian Angels going to harass me?

For health's sake, my keister hosted a movie set  -  Apr 29, 2007
Elmira Star-Gazette,I don't know what the concoction contained, but I suspect it was Ex-Lax, Metamucil, cod liver oil and Liquid Plumber. By the time I was done,

Over-the-counter laxatives for constipation: Use with caution  -  Apr 27, 2007
MayoClinic.com...such as Metamucil and Citrucel are the gentlest on your body and safe to use long term, whereas stimulant laxatives, such as Ex-lax and Senokot,

Dan Bernstein: The 'Go' in Gopher  -  Apr 9, 2007
Press-Enterprise (subscription),Buy a package of chocolate Ex-Lax squares. Drop just one square in each gopher hole. The problem should be solved within three days.

The cops weren't laughing  -  Mar 31, 2007
Newsday,The laxative - Ex-Lax pills - did not make any students seriously ill, said Dr. Winifred Wu, a physician investigating the incident for the Suffolk Health

Kugel Mesh Compromised My Health  -  Apr 11, 2007
Lawyers and Settlements,Now I have to coax myself along with stool softeners and Ex-Lax and that's my situation now. Just last month someone at work read about the Kugel Mesh

On the Ball: Jolly green Giants  -  Apr 9, 2007
Grist Magazine,Or Ex-Lax. Or Preparation H. But that's not at all what I came here to talk about today. I came to give props to San Francisco, which is wonderful in so

The Doughnut Dash  -  Mar 31, 2007
Gothamist,Five middle school students on Long Island have been charged with tampering with a consumer product after sharing doughnuts stuffed with Ex-Lax on Friday.

How to Survive Working for a Jerk  -  Apr 11, 2007
CNBC,But Sutton says the woman "made candies out of ex-lax as a revenge move, and what he did was he ate them!" I told him his survival tips sounded like POW

Fishing with Dad  -  Apr 11, 2007
SitNews,He recalled, for instance, the time I poured Ex-Lax in the salad dressing and how he considered releasing me back to the wild.

Advice on how to deal with jerks at work  -  Apr 8, 2007
Buffalo News,One woman whose boss was always stealing her food reshaped Ex-Lax to look like candy, then her boss stole it. My favorite story comes from a former CEO who

Give me more Rudys and fewer Mannys  -  Apr 5, 2007
Yale Daily News,Pfft. Virginia Commonwealth is beating Duke and Coach K looks like he needs some Ex-Lax. So I know I like the tournament. But what I realized this year was

Movie Review: Special Needs  -  Apr 2, 2007
Blogcritics.org,Can our hero overcome Ex-lax lattes, disabled gangster rappers, and a plethora of untalented retards in order to keep his seat on the reality TV throne?

Pranksters put laxatives in school donuts  -  Mar 30, 2007
7Online.com,Authorities say the Sequoya Middle School students put Ex-Lax in the middle of 18 donuts, and distributed them to fellow classmates.

Wellwood's life shaped by father's mental illness  -  Apr 3, 2007
ESPN..."He's got more moves than a box of Ex-Lax. This guy is a very unique person. I think he's a genius." One person close to the Leafs recalled a meeting

Lewis Black Interview  -  27 Mar 2007
Progressive.org,For me, it’s like if you went to a doctor for diarrhea and he prescribed Ex-Lax—-now that’s nonbinding. Q: What do you see as the main problem of this

Prof has advice for tackling workplace bullies  -  27 Mar 2007
Rutland Herald,One woman whose boss was always stealing her food reshaped Ex-Lax to look like candy, then her boss stole it. My favorite story comes from a former CEO who

THE FIRST FLUSH OF TRUE LOVE NEW YORK CALLING  -  Mar 25, 2007
Glasgow Daily Record,Apparently, the problem is so widespread in America at the moment that she's started to suspect bio-terrorists have spiked the water with Ex-Lax and

Cheers, Jeers and Beers week ending March 24th  -  Mar 24, 2007
SportingNews.comSmooth move ex-lax. Another gun toting player. Guess I am happy we on the ranch are making all players submit to a pat down before they enter.

He wrote the book on work jerks  -  Mar 15, 2007
Howell Times and Transcript,One woman whose boss was always stealing her food reshaped Ex-Lax to look like candy, then her boss stole it. Q: You describe ways to screen for jerks,

advice for tackling workplace jerks  -  Mar 23, 2007
MSNBCOne woman whose boss was always stealing her food reshaped Ex-Lax to look like candy, then her boss stole it. My favorite story comes from a former CEO who

Wasn't This On South Park?  -  Mar 6, 2007
LAist,LAist will keep you updated as this story begins to move. If you are a current or ex-LAX official, we would love to hear from you.

Candy-sharing poet's talent survives  -  Mar 23, 2007
Indianapolis Star,When Phillip was a baby, they fed him Ex-Lax. She and Wendell once filled the bathtub with water and poured in all the alcohol and baby powder in the house.

Officials: Urine in coffee pot more than 'prank'  -  Mar 22, 2007
Muncie Star Press,Three Wes-Del Middle School students were expelled in 2003 after the students brought brownies laced with crushed Ex-Lax and milk of magnesia.

Special Minority Report Webcast TONIGHT 3/21/07 @ 10PM EST ...  -  Mar 21, 2007
Wrestling-News.com,Reminiscing Kanyon / Molloy, throwing eyeballs at students, giving Ex-Lax to kids, transsexuals approaching our cars, Greek friends bribing club girls for

Motley Fool  -  Mar 20, 2007
The Courier News,My consumer brands include Gerber baby food and products, Ex-Lax, Maalox, Gas X, Theraflu, Triaminic, Bufferin, Excedrin and No-Doz.

Professor tells how to deal with workplace jerks  -  Mar 18, 2007
The Olympian,One woman whose boss was always stealing her food reshaped Ex-Lax to look like candy; then her boss stole it. My favorite story comes from a former CEO who

Drivers, pit crews reveal recipes in cookbook  -  Mar 16, 2007
News-Daily.com,...has gotten revenge on a few guards who crossed his path by slipping citrus magnesium in their lemonade and serving them Ex-Lax brownies.

Stanford professor gives tips on kicking workplace jerks  -  Mar 16, 2007
Monterey County Herald,One woman whose boss was always stealing her food reshaped Ex-Lax to look like candy, then her boss stole it. Q: Is there such a thing as a sick

Professor pens advice for tackling workplace bullies, all-around jerks  -  Mar 16, 2007
Fort Wayne Journal Gazette,One woman whose boss was always stealing her food reshaped Ex-Lax to look like candy, then her boss stole it. Q. You describe ways to screen for jerks,

Bullies, screamers, demeaners  -  Mar 16, 2007
Biloxi Sun Herald,One woman whose boss was always stealing her food reshaped Ex-Lax to look like candy, then let her boss steal it. A former CEO told me about her worst board

'Basketball Jones' move was so hot, it was off the charts  -  Mar 12, 2007
Los Angeles Times,I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave 15 cents change; I could dribble behind my back; I got more moves than Ex-Lax."

“Dynastyâ€? Divas Shine in “Legends!â€?  -  Mar 8, 2007
Broadway World,...a shared husband, Ex-Lax laced coffee, and a strategically placed snake, isn't just the mother of all rivalries—it's sheer and utter comedic brilliance.

Adam Winograd | Eiffel Thoughts  -  Mar 6, 2007
Tufts Daily,...there were rows upon rows of fattened, shiny bovines, happily munching away on hay and defecating like they had been slipped some ex-lax.

Memories from a Game Warden's Diary: Town characters  -  Feb 25, 2007
VillageSoup Belfast,I clearly recall Jim joking with me, “I could eat a box of Ex-Lax during the day — just in case you decided to chase me on foot during the night.�

Ex-lax brownies no joke  -  Feb 15, 2007
Austin Herald,By Katie Johnson/Austin Daily Herald. An 18-year-old Lyle High School student is facing two felony charges for allegedly lacing brownies with laxatives and

Former El Pasoan's novel explores the trap of gangs  -  Feb 10, 2007
El Paso Times,And though Hector is undoubtedly the hero, readers will also be cheering for the likes of Ex-Lax, whose own sacrifice saves the day.

Newsflash: Driving With Your Window Open Causes Skin Cancer  -  Feb 4, 2007
American Chronicle,...dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying,

Stop Gumming Up Sex-Ed, and Leave Instruction to Professional Teachers  -  Feb 14, 2007
Washington Post,...were handed squares of Hershey's chocolate, but before they popped the candy, they were told that a few kids had instead received Ex-Lax laxatives.

'Back in Black'  -  Feb 14, 2007
The Daily Athenaeum Interactive,A nonbinding resolution is when you go to the doctor because of diarrhea and he gives you Ex-Lax. You shit 'til you bleed.''

Anti-America Crowd Seeks US Capitulation to Leftist Causes  -  Feb 12, 2007
Human Events,...details weren't released by Al Gore, who chooses the coldest day of the year to give global warming speeches with the regularity of an infant on Ex-lax.

Wrestlers constantly fight battle of the bulge  -  Feb 10, 2007
Anderson Independent Mail (subscription),...and rid the sport of horror stories like wearing trash bags to school, eating Ex-lax, and wearing rubber suits to sit in a sauna to lose weight.

Council puts intoxication ordinance on ice, vow to vote in 30 days  -  Feb 9, 2007
LaCrosse Tribune,EX LAX STUDENT/RESIDENT wrote on February 09, 2007 10:55 AM:"Once a person is cited then what, are they taken home or just released with a slip of paper

Giving to get some  -  Feb 8, 2007
The Georgetown Voice,And if it turns out your all-around sweet guy is sleeping with your best friend, there’s nothing like homemade brownies laced with Ex-Lax to even the score.

IBM server chief shuffles off  -  Feb 5, 2007
Inquirer,Component suppliers are saying that IBM is delaying orders for new parts until the sales ex-lax works the problem out. That is worse.

Clicking themselves sick  -  Feb 4, 2007
OCRegister,...that I quit and feel like even more of a fat ass for not working my hardest to get it out and taking countless numbers of Ex Lax to finish the job.

Comic's dark view plays to full house  -  Feb 3, 2007
The Republican,..."It's like if you had diarrhea and said 'I'm going to take Ex-Lax,'" Black howled. "That's a non-binding resolution." At least on stage, he never exactly

Master P: The Very Image of Success  -  Jan 31, 2007
Rolling StoneKnown for his soon-to-be Ex-Lax commercial hit, 1997’s “Make ‘Em Say Uhh,� Master P is expanding his skill set by sharing the seven-step plan for success

Storied rhymes cascade from Churchville bard  -  18 Jan 2007
Staunton News Leader,Stories of drunken excess (not his own), exploding outhouses (ditto), cookies laced with Ex-lax and wrestling matches with Father Time.

Ladies: Is your belly free from flab? Do your arms drag on the floor?  -  Jan 16, 2007
Pioneer Press,Ex-Lax wasn't on the market then for those poor folks." BULLETIN BOARD SAYS (not that anyone asked): That quotation, there, is a perfect demonstration of

Presentation ends on a sweet note  -  Jan 11, 2007
Bristol Press,Then, as others raved about the cake, Stortz said, "I don't want to tell anybody, but 33 percent of that cake is made with Ex-Lax."

John Edwards milks Katrina raw  -  Dec 31, 2006
WorldNetDaily,In this particular case, Edwards will ask for permission to treat a patient with chronic diarrhea by prescribing Ex-Lax and Fiber One.

Purple pills  -  Dec 30, 2006
Pipole.net,It’s gotta be Tums, the Ex-Lax is gone [Yeah, I took em all dawg with some parmesan And I think my arm is gone] Naw, it’s prob’ly numb Young, dumb,

Firehouse meals here a family affair  -  Dec 25, 2006
Palm Beach Post,...to dream up shenanigans, such as spiking the food in the fridge with unpleasant seasonings: too much Tabasco, copious amounts of salt, even Ex-Lax.

'Tis the colon-cleansing season  -  Dec 24, 2006
Anchorage Press,Unless of course you're looking for the ex-lax, or perhaps a Colonix brand colon-cleansing supplement because you forgot yours at home.

Firehouse meals here a family affair  -  Dec 25, 2006
Palm Beach Post,...to dream up shenanigans, such as spiking the food in the fridge with unpleasant seasonings: too much Tabasco, copious amounts of salt, even Ex-Lax.

"Same Mag, Different Name"  -  Dec 15, 2006
Florida Sports,This was because earlier in the year, a group of fun loving pledges innocently brought a cow up the fire escape, fed it Ex-Lax and left it to graze in the

'Tis the colon-cleansing season  -  Dec 24, 2006
Anchorage Press,Unless of course you're looking for the ex-lax, or perhaps a Colonix brand colon-cleansing supplement because you forgot yours at home.

I was ill in bed all night - Sick day excuses  -  Dec 8, 2006
New Zealand Herald,My Ex-Lax has finally kicked in - big time. The website also has a hand-held computer version of the excuse generator for when you 'need to call in sick

What do you do with a bad gift?  -  Dec 17, 2006
Times Herald-Record,So why would my in-laws give me ex-lax and Gas-X? — loonieyvonne. ONE YEAR, a close relative gave me coffee ... no thought involved.

Register-Mail critics rank best recorded Christmas songs  -  Dec 7, 2006
The Register-Mail,Second, take an Ex-Lax 'Boss' and get on with it. No one should be grimacing like that ever, much less when singing a Christmas song. - KYLE VARNOLD.

'No Spanish on My Dime'  -  Dec 11, 2006
Lawn & Landscape,Once, some friends gave him a package of "chocolate" that turned out to be Ex-Lax. He was left, she said, with plenty of time to sit and ponder an important

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ... Former weatherman Johnny Beckman  -  Dec 10, 2006
Atlanta Journal Constitution (subscription),..."A friend who's a truly rotten guy — naw, he's a sweet guy really — says the letters stand for 'Better Take Ex-lax,'" Beckman joked.

It's Open Line Friday!  -  Dec 8, 2006
RushLimbaugh.com (subscription),..."Every time I see Sidney Blumenthal, I think Ex-Lax -- as in, 'just take some.' He's just so plugged up and arrogant and snobby as hell."

Dr. Bombay Unplugged: Protecting national security and Britney's ...  -  Dec 4, 2006
Fort Worth Star Telegram,Smooth move, Ex-Lax. The very next day, Zotob crashed the system, after having already hit The New York Times, CNN, ABC News and Caterpillar.

College experience resonates  -  Dec 1, 2006
The Reflector online,The worst was his tale of whipping up a batch of Ex-Lax brownies and Saran-Wrapping the toilets so that when the brownies took effect, well,

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